Tuesday, April 3, 2007

In dire need of an update

So, many happenings in the last month. I need to keep up on this. And so we have it. The current holder of the "Mutant of the Year Award" goes to....

Occupation: Middle School Principal
Salary: $97,660.00
Tenure: 20 years
Criminal offense: Being apprehended in his office with $200.00 in marked bills acquired from selling crystal methamphetamine.
MUTANT STATUS: Found in his office with lit candles, watching gay porn, naked, wearing a cock ring, and playing with a penis pump.

HE WINS!

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